Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
What is black, white and read all over?
A newspaper
What a pigs favorite karate move?
A pork chop!
I just flew back from a ravioli convention
Boyaredees arms tired!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels!!!
Ahahahaahaha lol. 
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How do you catch a Polar Bear? Cut a hole in the ice, sneak up behind him, and kick him in the ice hole!
Why isn’t koala’s considered as bears?
Because they don’t have the right koalafications. 
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine 
Why can you never believe atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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Do trees need to poop? Yes…….otherwise we wouldn’t have #2 pencils
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7…8…9!
How do you make a tissue dance 
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Put a little boogie in it 
What do you call 3 blondes in a freezer?
FROSTED FLAKES
How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boggie in it! 
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?..
Ain’t you a little young to be smokin’?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 8 9.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”
How does a bear catch fish? With his “bear” paws!
How do you trap a Bear?
Dig a deep hole, fill it with ashes n surround it with peas…
When the Bear bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the Ash Hole!
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What ticks on the wall?
Ticky tape