What kind of tree can fit in your hand?
A Palm tree
What is a Jedi’s favorite snack? An Obi-Wan Cannoly!!
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What is a sheep’s favorite meal? .
Baa-Baa-q
Have you ever seen elephant hide in a tree?
No
See how well he hides.
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: BOO-Bees!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent 
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A white horse fell in a mudhole…
why dont cannibals like to eat clowns? (cuz they taste funny!)
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Why don’t melons get married ?
Because they cantaloupe !
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If u r 6 years old and your little brother is half your age how old is he? And if you are now 70 yrs. Old how old is your little brother now?https://www.melsmenagerie.
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What is a zombie’s favorite Asian food?
Raw-men
If money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have branches ?.
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Why did the tissue dance ? Cuz it had a little boogie in it 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What’s best way to make Easter easier ?
Put a “i” were the “t” is
I’m stuck in quarantine all alone with a deck of cards.
I guess you could say I’m in solitaire confinement.
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it 
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!