THURSDAY INQUISITION: The Funniest Joke - 4/7/22

Without looking one up…

What is the funniest CLEAN joke you can think of right now!

Post yours below and next Thursday afternoon, we’ll choose 10 “joke tellers” at random and award them with 100,000 Coins, 5 Wilds, 5 Volcanoes, and 10 Free Plays.

Prepare to laugh…

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How many “tickles” does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tacles :octopus: :joy: :joy: :rofl:

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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How can you tell the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter :wink:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Classic. :poultry_leg:

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Without looking one up…

What is the funniest CLEAN joke you can think of right now!

Post yours below and next Thursday afternoon, we’ll choose 10 “joke tellers” at random and award them with 100,000 Coins, 5 Wilds, 5 Volcanoes, and 10 Free Plays.

Prepare to laugh…
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What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics :joy:

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Two nuts were sight seeing in New York City. One was a salted.

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What did the fish say when he banged his head?

Dam!!!

Vater zum Sohn: “Wie eine 6 in Deutsch? Hab doch geübt mit du.”

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, it just made a little ‘wine’… =)

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What black and white and red all over? A newspaper :newspaper:

Did you hear about the Canadian who changed the labels at the gas pumps at the gas station?

It was an April Fuels’ joke :rofl: :canada: :fuelpump:

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids will eat boogers…

Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?
Because he was standing on the deck.

Why did the fish sing off key?

Because you can’t tuna fish

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off to school?
BI-son ( bye son) :rofl::rofl:

Sagt eine Kuh zur anderen muh sagte die andere wollt ich auch gerade sagen