Gearing up for Father’s Day - we want to hear YOUR favorite Dad Joke, preferably told by your own dad, or a dad-like figure in your life. BUT - if your dad wasn’t much of a joke teller, or wasn’t much a part of your life, then just tell use your favorite Dad Joke!
We’ll choose 10 folks at random - who answer the question - and award them 100,000 Coins, 10 Freeplays, 5 Wilds, 5 Volcanoes and 10 Club Point Doublers next Thursday!
We expect plenty of laughs and at least a few groans!
Why is the ocean blue?
Because the fishes say blue blue blue!!
What do you call a doe with no eyes?
Answer: no eye deer
I’m so bright my mom calls me son
Be sure your father takes a spare pair of socks to the golf course. Just in case he gets a hole in one.
Last night there was a woman passed out in the baggage carousel.
She slowly came around.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator!!
When we were on vacation in Idaho we passed a bunch of white cows and brown cows and he told me the white one gave white milk and the brown ones gave chocolate milk. I asked what flavor was the brown and white cows? He told me they gave 1/2 and 1/2. I didn’t even know what that was. After all i was only like 4 or 5.
I was going to tell you a joke about boxing… but I forgot the punch line
How many dad’s does it take to be a father? Just 1 to forever LOVE!
What do you call a chicken staring at a piece of lettuce?
Every time my dad sneezes or has a runny nose he loves to say “I thought it was a booger but it’s snot” (it’s not)
I just got hit in the head with a soda can.
Thankfully it was a soft drink.
My Dad joke is…what did the farmer say when he saw his cow walking down the road…there goes my cow!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks everyday
This might be considered a statement but my family always laughed. “There are more horses’ asses than there are horses.”