Then, if you’re so inclined - jumping off of the fact that the couple in the article want no toasters - tell us about the absolute WORST present you’ve ever received for a chance at FIVE FREE WILDCARDS! 5 people who comment with an answer will be chosen at random and will get five Wild Cards on Friday. (This is to say - you have to answer the question to be eligible!).
I told my mom months before Christmas I only ate grape jelly on my pbj’s. She so crazy all those month later I got a surprise gift wrapped with half a roll of tape…only to finally open 5 minutes later a large jar of GRAPE JELLY! she’s N.U.T.S!