Oh the elves are at it again!
Giggle, The Elf on the Shelf, let Nipper, Happy, Sparkle, and Twinkle get drunk on the spiked egg nog. (You know he spiked it)
Glitter Pants got into ALL the glitter. You can only imagine what Christmas Town looks like.
Tilly &Trixie snuck back into the kitchen. They found sugarplum and Buddy sneaking chocolate into the reindeer food.
Meanwhile Jingle, Snoflake, and Tootsie has gone somewhere with all the hot chocolate.
Squeaky, Wiggles, and Tinker were on the lookout for me. But I heard Squeaky.
As if things couldn’t get worse…Giggles let the reindeer in the workshop. So I have found Mistletoe, Chestnut, Speedy, and Jingles. So I sent the Abominable to look for Spark, Tinseltoes, and Brownie. I did say I needed help.
I made the elf Elvis look for all the Christmas Carols. They must be here somewhere.
I sent Puddin, Cookie, Cupcake, Sprinkles, Cinnamon, Cocoa, and Sugar down to the IGA for supplies. They should be okay…right?
We will need to rewrap all the gifts. And of course, help Mrs. Claus with all those cookies.
If I don’t get things under control, Santa and Mrs. Claus are going to banish me to the Island of Misfits.
I called the staffing agency asking for 7 elves. For some reason they thought I said Dwarfs! I NEED HELP!!!
We have an awesome benefit package with tons of perks, club quest, and we are very competitive. Really I need help.
It is really fun here! As you can see. Please as long as you communicate and don’t go idle for more than 24 hrs, you will love this team! No stress, no drama, no limits!!! Just fun!
